9 things you should NEVER tell any Chick

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Me and K0D3D were chilling (the afternoon was hot, so I would not necessarily say we were “chilling”) but we got talking about things a Guy is Not allowed to tell any chick. These kinda things are what you swallow, and you never spit it out…when you say these things, you open Pandora’s box…and you won’t be able to close it again…so here are 10 things you are NEVER allowed to tell a girl…
1    
      You are not allowed to tell a girl that shez ugly:
Sifon:  No matter how ugly she looks bro…even if shez medusa’s identical twin…never tell her she is ugly…just keep that straight face bro…
K0D3D: Why will any human beans wanna tell a girl she’s ugly? Seriously who does that?
Sifon: Seriously…
K0D3D: The chances of you getting laid by her or any of her friend will be -0.5%
Sifon: as in even by her friends, Sister Friends, Sister friend friends…. Guy you don’t wana try that.
K0D3D: When a girl is ugly and the world knows it, just keep your opinion to yourself before it will cause you more harm than good.
 
2    When Arguing with a Girl, Never tell her to “Calm Down”
K0D3D: LMAAAOOOO…this is like trying to baptize a cat, it is not possible, she won’t calm tha fvck down.
Sifon: telling a girl to calm down is like adding fuel to fire.. That’s when she start burning.. Don’t try it
K0D3D: you should see me arguing with a girl, I just stare at her boobs or lips,…
Sifon: don’t even smile… keep a humble face
K0D3D: It will save you time and energy.. Because they don’t get tired of talking.
Sifon: It will save you energy for the makeup *ex aswell.
K0D3D: NOTE – No matter how right you’re and how wrong she is, you can’t win an argument over  girl, she’s always right!...
Sifon: No... They’re always right…

3     Never Tell A girl her hair is ugly:
Sifon:  this law is very important…
K0D3D: Yes.. I think even the bible said something about a woman hair
Sifon:  1. Consider the long hour she endured to do her hair…
K0D3D: Geeeeez! The hour she sun her hair under the hair dryer... that stuff is like wanting to melt your skulls..
Sifon: The money she spent on the hair… even if you’re the one that paid for the hair you still has no right…
K0D3D: Law is Law… even God will vex for you if you tell a lady her hair is ugly…
Sifon: even if her hairstyle is like that one of Medusa *the girl in versace logo* Pls don’t tell her it’s ugly.
K0D3D: SHIKENA!

4    Even when her food is bad “Don’t give a negative Comment”
K0D3D: Jokes apart… if you do, the next time you’re hungry and she cooks for you, she will put rat poison in that food… if it’s me sef, You will tell me my food is not delicious, like seriously? Why can’t you carry your lanky hands to the kitchen and prepare something!
Sifon: Even if the food is like poison bro, smile, and swallow…SMILE  AND SWALLOW…you can’t just tell her Babe, this food is not sweet…I can’t tell you the actions that will follow…
K0D3D: lol my fellow niggas… the days of your death shouldn’t be determined like this. A nigga should die in either a plane crash or in a bugatti…not after telling a lady her meal wasn’t good..
Sifon:  yh I support

5    Never tell a girl ‘I love You” just to get to her pants
Sifon:  This law contradicts lots of laws in the constitution of manhood: the original law states thus: DO ANY THING TO GET IN HER PANTS…we have to amend this law.
K0D3D: hmm… let’s consider this, the after math of telling a girl I love you doesn’t end in wanking her.. You start paying her dues, submitting to her, infact she will start telling you which bitch to talk to and not to talk to.. That’s a long thing bro..
Sifon: As a sharp warri guy, I no go dull jare..As a guy, you can tell her you love her, to get what you want sha, but stress that its not a relationship..We go amend am…
Amended law: Tell her you love her, but stress that it is NOT a relationship…this will make things easier for you bro…
K0D3D: …FINE!! Follow this, laws are laws

No matter how close you’re to a girl, Never Tell a Girl You’re trying to chyk her friend is cute.
K0D3D: If you do this, a point from your gangster account will be deducted… like seriously? Are you high on grounded chalk?
Sifon:  One point? Seriously? Like 10 points should be deducted…once you begin chyking a chick, all her friends become ugly to you, even if she asks if her friend is cute, your answer should be “ she is not that cute” or something like “she try…but you fine pass am”
K0D3D: See niggas...  There’s a difference between MAKING A LADY JEALOUS and PUTTING YOURSELF IN A FRIENDZONE... some crazy chicks don’t have time for your nonsense, one mistake will put you in the friendzone till Rapture… see ehn, a Nigga shouldn’t say all he sees or all he knows, keep your fvcking shit to yourself, infact if you make me repeat this again ehn..*I reserve my comment*
Sifon: K0D3D Calm down.. Don’t vex, I think they’ve gotten the point already..

7     Even if she’s like Yokozuna, Never tell a girl she’s fat.
Sifon: in 2face’s voice “you don’t wanna go down there...”
K0D3D: LOOL lemme analyze and dissect this for you… 96.7% of Fat Girls will want to claim Model, even the short ones.. So telling her she’s fat is like telling her, she can never be a model, that is not heart breaking it’s Heart-bombing.. She will carry your mata to the witches in her village..
Sifon:  personally, I believe no girl is fat, she is just big and bold…so nigga, if you don’t want witches to start discussing your matter, just tell her you “love her shape”…and the world will become a better place…
K0D3D: btw… Being Fat is not a crime.. Being fat is sexy.. I know girls that are fat and they can drive you to heaven.. It’s about how to carry and comport yourself.. So don’t use it in abusive way.
Sifon:  But there is an exception to this law: The only girl you are allowed to call fat is your ex. calling your ex is legal shey K0D3D?
K0D3D: Sure bro, no gangster point shall be deducted from your account!

8    You’re not allowed to tell a Girl how Large your pocket is
K0D3D: This law shouldn’t be here naw… Many guys know this and even overdo it sef. Any guy wey no get sense and wan turn western union for a girl should not follow this law.
Sifon:  if you tell a girl how large your pocket is, It’s like giving her your ATM and your password..
K0D3D: don’t mis-understand US ooo… it’s not called being stingy, it’s called being smart… any girl will take little advantage they see not to talk of giving them the access yourself… that’s the definition of RED.
Sifon: exactly my guy…don’t go and look for trouble my guy…keep your account balance to yourself..Except you are on forbes..

       9If you have any rule you think should be added to this list, do use the comment box to throw it in. Cheers guys.

       K0D3DIf after all said, you still have yourself mis-behaving... You're On Your Own... Respect Youself and your Manhood.
      Sifon: as a sharp guy, no fall your hand...
       K0D3D: If you have any topic you want me and ma nigga to lecture you on... jez holla @sifon_b or @iam_K0D3D and we shall do justice to it right here on this blog...abi sifon wetin i talk?
       Sifon: everyly.... reporting to you live from under bridge.. it's Sifon and ma man K0D3D


      s.B and K0D3D.










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PROTEST AT FUPRE

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In the early hours of yesterday, the students of the Federal University of Petroleum Resources Effurun, Delta State took to the streets to protest on what was described as an incessant robbery attacks on them by suspected Ugbomro community people. It was gathered that the latest of the robberies which occurred on Wednesday (9th April) involved a 500 level Mechanical Engineering Student of the institution who was robbed and shot in the head. The protest which disrupted traffic around the major roads in the school area took the intervention of men of the armed forces and other security operatives to die down.

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New Music: Lerixx Nova - Rapically

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Cash Nation presents this hot track from Lerixx Nova. He titles this one Rapically and is a cover of P-square's Personally. I think the lyrics are dope, and his flow is really tight!
Expect more from this hot rapper, as he promises to release more tracks in the following weeks.
Download and  Enjoy

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s.B

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RED ALERT: Yungcheddah- Pretty Girls(Fupre Ladies)

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Yungcheddah comes with another dope tune. He titles this one 'Pretty Girls' and its exclusively for fupre ladies. Download now cos its sizzling hot!!!
DOWNLOAD HERE
p.O

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Michael Famous ft Gpenzy - I love you baby

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Here is something fresh from Michael Famous, the only juju artiste in fupre. He teamed up with Fupre's artiste of the year, Gpenzy to deliver this beautiful music, meant for mature minds. This track, produced by SeezMusic's ElceeBeatz is a wonderful combination of indigenous music and the fresh new naija pop. This is a track that will get you nodding, especially at weddings, receptions, parties, and so on. So download and enjoy this beautiful music.


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MUSIC PREMIERE : Clemzy- #39 and Grey'd Out

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"Two years after the release of his hold yuh cover, Nigeria’s youngest rapper, singer, producer and songwriter makes a comeback to the scene this year, letting everyone know that rather than sleeping on the bike, he has been underground doing lots of work !.. He starts this year with 2 singles, 39 and Grey’d out… 39  was produced by the Clemzy himself and Grey’d Out by the producer behinds Eva Alordiah’s Deaf (Gray Jonze). He promises to thrill us all with more of his #notnormal #uncommon type of music for the rest of the year !.. This is an artiste you should look out for !..Listen and download 39 and Grey’d Out below."Clemzy that's dope. Great music.
DOWNLOAD GREY'D OUT HERE
DOWNLOAD #39 HERE
p.O

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Fupre's Most Wanted Guys

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We are back to the kingdom of Fupre once again, and I hope yall had a good holiday. During the holidays, relationships were  made and broken( I will talk about that later), fupre artistes started beefing each other, many tracks were released, and lotsa stuff happened sha, but to start this session off, am gonna present yall ladies especially the freshers, with somewhat of a list of the most wanted guys on campus. the criteria used in picking this list is somewhat diverse, and if you dont like the list, you could do yours...its a free world...so, lets begin...

10. Richard Iterie: Richard, the winner of FMA's Mr Macho, is hotly sought after in fupre and beyond. This fitness enthusiast wins over ladies with his muscular frame, and he had ladies screaming one night at a school event, when he took his top off. Richy is every woman's dream.



9. Albert: Albert is a fun loving guy, handsome, intelligent, and  sought after by many ladies.



8. Gpenzy: Fupre's leading artiste, Gpenzy, or the ariwoko master, as fupre ladies call him, is every girls desire, because he gives them fever...His tracks are always banging, and even his fashion is delectable.

7.Don Dalor: Popularly known as Don Dalor, Darlington is a music producer,model and instrumentalist. Hotly pursued by the ladies, Dalor is a hot commodity on the market.

6.Julius: Nice, cool and handsome, Julius is very friendly and charming.

5.Jamal: Cool, calm, collected and handsome, Jamal is every woman's dream guy. He also won The most handsome award at the Fupre Merit Awards last year.

4.Uduak: This guy, is the guy your mother warned you about. Handsome, cool, good dresser, intelligent, and articulate. Uduak will sweep any lady off her feet before she says Jack...but I heard he is  not single sha..shout out to the lucky chic that caged this chic magnet.

3.  Efe Ezaza: Winner of SUG's most handsome guy, I need not say much. He is definitely one of the most wanted guys in this school. The young Model has thousands of female fans...if you see him, you might become a fan as well.

2. RichieHandsome: Well, the name says it all, Richard is a tall, slim guy and this has made ladies go wild for him. Along with his good looks and sense of dressing, he is top of every girls wishlist in this school. Rumors are that he is not single as well, so ehyaa...lol


1. Sifon: No comments.

s.B

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Delisauce - Attention

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Another fresh tune from one of Fupre's finest acts, Delisauce. Delisauce has been impressive so far, dropping alot of fire tracks in the past few months. The Blazing hood rapper has promised us new and fresh tracks this session, and this track is the first of many to come.
Expect more tracks from delisauce and the whole blazzing hood camp...so download and enjoy...

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s.B


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PHOTO: Video director Sesan Ogunro shows off his new pet tiger

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Top Nigerian video director Sesan showed off his king-sized pet tiger. Sesan shared the picture on social media and captioned it his new pet.

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Meet SUG Presidential contestant, PATRICK IJEH

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Ijeh Patrick is a 500 level mechanical engineering student of the Federal University of Petroleum Resources Effurun (FUPRE) and also an indigene of Delta state.
He has been an integral part of the student struggle in FUPRE, through services in various capacity, before a constitutional Student Union Government(SUG) came to be in FUPRE and beyond, some of which are listed in turns.
He played a major role as a member of the think tank/implementation committee for the first accreditation protest. Which had as members 1st speaker of the SHA,hon Samuel, Hon Frank Unu, Hon Alex, Mr Igba Kennedy, Mr Efenudu Benjamin,Hon Appeal Matthew, immediate past speaker of the house Hon Ominigbo Edafe and a few others too numerous to mention.
FUPRE Interdependent Competition was his brain child, and he worked closely with Mr Onosigho Neyo to actualize the first edition that had both colleges in participation in 2011. He was also the chairman of the local organising committee for the second edition in 2012.
He was a member of the SHA first assembly
Has held monumental responsibilities in facilitating student week for both 2011-2012 and 2012- 2013 sessions on assistance to previous Successional Governments.
Member of the budget review committee 2011-2012 session.
He was the assistant financial secretary NFCS FUPRE for 2011-2012 session and the sports director 2012-2013 session.
Chairman of the electoral committee that conducted the election that brought the first NAMES EXCOs into office.
He was a member of the constitutional review/ amendment committee which replaced the defunct S . R. C with an S. U. G and reducing the required C. G. P. A from 3.5 to 3.0 to the advantage of every Fuprite.
Having served the university so well and thus far, he wishes to do more to improve the life of us all on campus, taking FUPRE to the hight she deserves. So come one, come all as we beat our drums in support of him, It lies in our hands to better FUPRE together.

s.B

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FUPRE ARTISTES BEEFING?

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Okay, it might seem kind of cliche, that this is happening, I mean, we are in fupre, and the artistes here are not many, and they are supposed to be working together, but well, a silent beef is building up between two artistes.
I will not be mentioning their names, mostly because, one of them has asked me for secrecy, for a "while", and I'll honour my promise to him, just because am a honorable man...hehehehe
Well, I was woken up this morning, at 4am(that point where the sleep becomes sweet) by a phone call, from one of our artistes here in fupre( I'll call him artiste A) and because he is a Friend, I reluctantly answered the phone call, and then, the venting began.
Artiste A, is a decent rapper, and has done lots of decent tracks( mostly mixtapes) and he told me how hard he has been working during the holidays...I give him that, and I told him I'll be looking forward to hearing his new stuff. At this point, I wanted to cut off the phone call, because I wanted to go back to sleep...I mean, it was 4am, then came the BANGER!
"artiste B is WACK!! and I was like bro...calm down, its just 4am, what's the problem? Well, artiste A had issues with the new song artiste B put out days ago, calling it wack and unimpressive. And pointed out the fact that all artiste B does, is call "Fupre girls" names on his tracks...well artiste B is guilty of that I must say, but that does not mean his wack. Artiste A felt sidelined, because he was always left out of theme songs, and award nominations. Mr A, claimed that he is being overlooked, because he is not "cozying" up to the entertainment heads in school, and he is not about to. He cried out to the fact that I also don't post his songs. Well my reply to him was that, I did not get those songs..if I get your song as a fupre artiste, I WILL POST IT, FREE OF CHARGE, and he kept saying he sent it over, but I ignored it. Well, I did not get those songs..if I did, it would be up here. Well, Mr A said his coming for ALL of you fupre artistes...he called names, and he means buisness.
To other business now:
On  Friday, march 28th,from the hours of 6pm-9pm, we will be having the first "chillOut" in fupre history. Its just 3 hours of Music,Comedy and socialization. Its a chance to meet new friends, listen to the new artistes, listen to the old ones, listen to comedy, and just relax.
The venue, and ticket detail will be announced soon, and artistes that want to perform at this event should be contact me. Its going to be the biggest entertainment gathering in Fupre history yet, so please be ready, tell your friends, and tell them to tell thier friends. Sponsors and organizers are also needed. If you are intrested in being part of the organizing team, holla at me. @Sifon_b, or on facebook.
And Artistes A and B will be there...I'll release their names that night...
s.b

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Python eats drunk man in India

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A drunk man in India has gotten more than what he bargained for as he was eaten by a python. The simple lesson to be learned here: don’t get drunk on the streets in India. When you drink hard, you might find yourself waking up in very strange places. However in some countries it’s quite risky to drink till you drop. A drunk man in India was taking a well-deserved nap outside a liquor store when he was discovered by a huge python. Unfortunately it was just around lunch time for the large snake, that smothered and ate him. The incident happened in the Attapadi area in the state Kerala. So if you ever have plans to go there on holiday, you better wait to get drunk until you’re safe and sound in your hotelroom.

p.O

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